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>works in call centre
GO ON NGUBU! YOU LEGEND!
>drinks six Lidl ciders every night
FUCKING HAMMERED IT, YOU BEAUTY.
>spents his miniscule wages on football
DRINKS IN FOR THE LADS, GET THE BEVVIES IN
>blows the last of his money on pub trips with Tyler the Smiler
WA-HEEEYYY IM FUKKEN HAMMERED I AM MATE
>vomits his gristle and child filled kebab into the gutter
WOT DA FUCK YOO JUST CALL NGUBU
>has eight kids he can't afford, each one more stupid than the last
UP THE LEFT SIDE, GO ON KHALID
>*London, becomes minority British and other cities follow*
ON YER ED BGWAMBE MY SON
>*another pakistani grooming gang is discovered, bring the tally of abused girls to over 100,000*
RANJEET SHOOTS
>*25,000 islamic terrorists on the government watchlist*
HE SCORES
>*stabbings, rapes, acid attacks doubles on the previous year*
GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
