>>12745467This is actually fucking fun, but I oftentimes am too drunk to follow through and rail them 4 or 5 times. My favorite part is I don't care how drunk I get or how late or early I stay up, I'm up early. Honestly, I think I'm helping you bros by doing what I do next...
>Wake up>purposefully misled college qt next to me>know she forced herself into uber because I am toxically masculine>mix four and sugar and eggs to make MADE FROM SCRATCH waffles>mix heavy cream with sugar or stevia for FRESHLY WHIPPED CREAM>Take whole fruit, and cut it to make FRESH CUT FRUIT>crack eggs, mix in some whole cream and some cheese to make REAL SCRAMBLED EGGS>boil water, add to coffee filled french press for FRESH BREWED COFFEE>bake 1 lb of bacon>wake her up with eggs, waffles, fruit, coffee exactly as I would have them>keep the bacon and only the bacon for myselfIt's fucking hilarious because it absolutely rekts their mind.
>Toxically masculine, that bastard argued with me all fucking night about feminism being cancer....
>wtf he can cook all this shit from scratch?>WTF he cooked all this JUST FOR ME>WTF HE LITERALLY EATS A POUND OF BACON AND DOESN'T EVEN WANT THIS SUGARY SHIT????I then lecture them on how they need to find a good man their age and quit being sluts, right before kicking them out of my place
