>>3569326This has happened to me but it was 5 beers over like 3 hours. I said "yeah" and that I'd take a breathalyzer right there because it was one in the morning and I was stopped a quarter mile from my apartment and I had this lady in the car that I was going to bang furiously and he was cockblocking me and I was only going fucking 8 mph over.
So I got a warning and fucked her mouth right when we got back.
