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>GAINS. Big gains
>Women, not titlets or piggos. Take your pick, you're the alpha now
>Growing your own organic food, safe from GMO and antibiotics
>Collecting your own rainwater and distilling it
>Enlisting in the military to use said gains to kill for Israel, to make money and to further your family's immense gains
>Dying of cardiac arrest while benching 3X your own bodyweight without a spotter. Because you are the master of your own destiny! Gains!
>Your family will be cared for by your gym bro. He'll raise your kids right--no masturbation and in bed by 6:00 PM
>Meanwhile, getting huge with Jesus in heaven. Bulking for eternity as you watch your family follow in your footsteps
FUCKING BASED!
>Your sons get ripped as FUARK!
>They do you proud by becoming gay
>They start lubing their anuses to be penetrated by multiple black men
>Your daughter turns to drug abuse for closure
>She's a whore who gets pissed on for heroin money. EPIC, BRAH!
>Your entire extant family starts lifting, they get swoller than shit
>Your grandma becomes Mr. Olympia, your uncle kidnaps a small village in Vietnam and holds them for ransom
>Jews foreclose your wife's house, she loses everything
BUT IT GETS EVEN BETTER!
>One of your sons becomes so joocy that major porn companies hire him to fook their slores
>He nuts in one slut so hard, she explodes from the internal pressure alone
>Jew producer threatens to sue him for breaking his actress. Your son grabs him by his shoulders, BENDS HIM over his desk and FURIOUSLY licks his anus
>Mr. Goldstein moans in pleasure
>He gives him a reach around, jerking him off till he finishes all over the pink shag carpet
>Your other son starts his own cannabis farm, purple kush hybrid
>DEA raids his complex early one morning, he's wakened by the searchlight of a police helicopter
>He turns his stereo on. Don't Fear the Reaper by The Blue Oyster Cult begins playing as he grabs a shotgun from his closet and prepares to do battle. VALHALLA!!!
