>>14346167>Chinese horse drawn carts slidingahaha
they were always a nation of bureaucrats, and looked down on builders, merchants etc
probably
here I've put this through Finereader
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>flaming bus speeds down the bridge. A crazed Chinaman wrestles the wheel from the driver and drives the bus off the side of the bridge. It crashes into the ground below, causing a massive sinkhole to open up and swallow the bridge. The whole thing disappears into the ground, but not before sewer gas is released and ignites in a gigantic fireball. A lone man in a scooter escapes the carnage but promptly runs over a group of fleeing toddlers. He finishes them off with his bare hands so he doesn't have to pay their medical costs. Unfortunately suddenly a wheelcap is thrown from the explosion and decapitates the man. Nearby in the smog-choked village below, a factory worker is sucked into rotating machinery and his corpse is flung round and round for 72 hours until nothing but pulp remains. Mass protests about the bridge's poor construction ensue but all the protesters are crushed with tanks. 