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>be american
>wake up in the home of the free
>20 million dollar college debt, A+ in all diversity, rape culture and privilege classes. still unemployed...
>house is made of thicker, reinforced cardboard this time, since the last one just flew away in a hurricane like the rest of my cardboard town
>look out of the window, sky is blackened out by drones. Neighbor is struck by a cruise missile
>drink diet corn syrup out of a Jerrycan, because glasses or bottles are signs of european high-handedness
>grab the shotguns and lift fat ass into a huge V8 Truck
>drive down a straight road with cruise control set to 60mph for a thousand miles. All houses look exactly the same
>accidentaly accelerate to 61mph
>get pulled over and harrased by a 16 year old illiterate cop who just finished his 6-week training at police school after dropping out high school
>butthole gets examined
>endless straight road ends at 1000 square miles large mall
>buy more jerrycans of genetic engineered corn syrup
>drive home, stop at RAM tent to get teeth fixed and grab a new pair of 2nd hand charity glasses
>slowly drive down another endless straight road, get harrassed by a 600lb cop
>more drones follow your truck
>attend Glenn Beck rally to scream about how Obama is a muslim atheist communist nazi
>Glenn Beck rally is cancelled because of praying Muslims in front of the capitol
>drive back home, more harrasment by unskilled cops
>arrive at front yard, sherriff arrives in black helicopter with a Distraint notice
>try to grab shotguns, suddenly drones everywhere
>grab tent, drive endless straight road to internet cafe. More harrasment and butthole searchings
>go to 4chan, talk about my freedom, wealth and how jelly europoors are
>choose words wisely, because the FBI is monitoring everything
>Sleep in tent crying, because I know those poor souls won't ever experience what it's like to be as free as I am
>14 year old cop enters my tent to butt-search me one last time. More drones videotape the action
