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Hello /bant/,
this is my banana. I know some people won't understand but I fell in love with her. Every time I am sad I look at pictures of it and I can hear her voice in my head. "seductively peel me"
When I think of her I get this feeling in my heart, this warmth. No fruit could ever let me feel like this. Every night I look up to the night sky, and wish that I could eat it again, so I could stop jerking off while thinking of her and instead suck it over and over again. In the morning she would already be up and be peeled. After a few months we would get engaged and have two or three nanners. Sure, we would have lots of work, and I would work maybe 2 jobs to give her the luxury she deserves but I would do so smiling, knowing I would make her happy. Then when our children finally all moved out, we would take some time off and eat other fruit. Pears, watermelon, apples, orange, cherry, blueberry, strawberry and so on. I already see us at old age in our garden, drinking coffee while looking at the sunset. Who knows, maybe even Espresso.