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>be me
>be ncr trooper
>patrolling outside of mccarran
>it's a quiet....until i see some thing off in the distance
>it could be fiends
>they get closer
>is that who i think it is
>please god don't let it be who i think it is
>it is who i thought it was
>the fucking MAILMAN
>there is a warrant out for his arrest
>killed two rangers a few day ago
>but i ain't doing that tho he's fucking crazy
>he's coming may
>i'm losing spaghetti already
>then out of no were some fiends pop out of nowhere
>oh shit.jpeg
>before i can even aim my gun
>he pulls out a super sledge
>he hit's one of the fiends
>he fucking EXPLODES
>he hits another one he explodes too
>the fiends are in pieces
>he pulls ammo,a gun,and some junk out of a eyeball
>WHAT....THE....FUCK
>he jogging my way
>he gets to me
>he stops
>he's just staring at me
>my spaghetti is off the fucking map
>he keeps staring
>i try to think of something to say
>i think of something to say
>just some random shit off the top of my head
>'patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter'
>he stares for a few more seconds
>then he runs off
i need to get the fuck out of this desert
