>>11132119monkee likes to stride...
>>11132147you would've gotten strong suggestion and charisma
>just underit's already a thing when your mass is the one of an electron or a proton
I'm not some fucling demigod you still need to invest all the energy in the universe to get a human to 99.999999999...991% of speed of light
besides why would you want that, you wouldn't age once you got to that speed but the time it took you to accelerate at a comfortable speed would be ridiculously long and decceleration would take just as long
>no fucked up side effectswell excuse me princess but getting annihilated by fusion with tiny bits of atoms that still exist in space at such speeds isn't really fucked up as much it's a bummer
>>11132157the wishes got depleted before that one, we don't have a policy for no infinite wishes but you're too late
>>11132191you could've gotten a banana, you could've gotten 3 bananas at that had those pricks not taken those wishes from you Kevin
I suggest you give them a can of whoopass
>>11132195could've granted both but the medical degree is dangerously useless as you'd've been fired on spot for lack of knowledge that comes with it
>>11132217wouldn't be able to fullfil the dullahan gf
