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>be Yahweh
>kill all other gods among the Canaanites
>declare all non-Canaanite gods to be myths
>manifest yourself on Earth
>decide that the best time to do this is during the reign of Tiberius, a time period without cell phone cameras or any other recording technology
>live as a Judean rabble-rouser and magician
>neglect to write your teachings down, instead they are recounted by four separate scribes, who contradict each other on the sequence of events, and were written anywhere from 40 to 80 years after it all happened
>encourage one of your twelve Judean priests to call the Romans to get you killed, so this would redeem Judeans of original sin forever
>reappear, but still, there's no cameras, and you still couldn't be bothered to write a collection of your teachings
>another Jew named Saul comes around and expands on your teachings
>God's church goes on to sell White European children as sex slaves to Africa and Arabia, acquiring much gold and power in the process, to rival and eventually usurp power from the Romans
>God's church splits in two, because Greeks and Latins couldn't agree on what kind of bread to eat, but also they were busy enslaving one another and selling each other's children to Africans and Arabs
>printing press finally invented, which leads to any entire movement of Western Europeans creating their own independent and often nation-based churches
What did the only god of the universe mean by this?
