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When the leasing agent at those apartments showed me the apt that would be mine, she showed me the one on the fourth floor. Later when I got my key, it was on the third floor. That was where I lived for a few years alone, and no one should have been in there while I was out, or have come in while I was sleeping. Then, years later, the leasing agent made some weird comment, "That's who it says lives there but that's not who lives there."
This problem, which is only a subset of the problem where these people carry on unhumbled in their brazen irreverence, is called the Netanyahu prime minister's residence scandal. The Netanyahu German submarine scandal is where they were stealing my sperm (German because my grandfather is Hitler.) Netanyahu's wife looks like Emily Hancock and I probably fucked her. That's part of the Netanyahu scandal about his wife having inappropriate interviews with candidates for leadership positions.
