>>21709508I am thinking about it rationally. That's 1000 men in 1440 minutes. It could only be considered "having sex" if their is actual penetration leading to spooge, so fapping in the corner doesn't count ("pulling out" does because it was principally the penetration that caused the spooge). Now, the foidal butthole can only take so much abuse, and triple penetration would be a logistical nightmare ON TOP of the already existing logistical nightmare of queuing up a thousand men and filing them in and out of the room. This would probably result in a net decrease in Average Time To Spooge (ATTS) of the men involved, so we'll have to assume it's sticking to spitroasting, so two guys at a time. That would mean maintaining an ATTS of 2 minutes 52 seconds CONSTANTLY across 24 hours. While finding a way to keep the foid hydrated. This simply doesn't seem logistically possible.
Also, another Rational Thinker on Twitter worked this out to be 7.72 miles of dick
