>>8356247How does it feel knowing that after 24 years old, its all downhill? Meanwhile, men peak at 37 lol.
That must suck a lot hunny. Waking up day after day, knowing your clock is so limited, knowing that in under a year the bags under your eyes will be bigger, the skin around your lips starts to wrinkle. The skin under you neck, hangs just a bit lower.
And no matter what you do, what you take, what you inject, you'll never get it back. Everyday, just a little worse and worse. You start planning your entire life around keeping your beauty. Cutting out foods, sacrificing extra time to sleep praying its just tired bags under your eyes.
But no, by 27 you'll realize, "This is my future, this is me..." as all your friends around you get married off, one by one. The saying "Always the bridesmaid, never the bride" rings all too often for you into your 30's, as you realize that you squandered your youth away worrying about your looks, so vane you forgot to focus on a career. You always figured you'd end up in an Audi with a few kids in back, on your way to purse shop on a Tuesday morning. But here you are, standing before a handful of change, saying "Will that be all sir?", realizing your life is a complete failure.
The only thing that will brighten your future, will secure your hell at the same time. One "fuck it" night at the bar after downing a pint of icescream and saying to yourself "I am worth it! I can find a man!" leads you to a bedding of complete strangers. With a slight glimmer of hope, you nervously pee on a stick, as the longest 5 minutes of your life take place. + you see, as a wave of emotions washes over you. Purpose you think, you finally have some! You can finally start that family your body has been screaming at you for for two decades. As you gleefully run to the phone to tell your girlfriends and rub your mothers face into it, you quickly realize, you don't know which of the 4 guys is the father. So you text them all, telling them all your
