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>be Turkish
>wake up to a military coup
>turns out coup is a government plot to gain more popularity
>your favorite dictator is trying to gain absolute power
>can't protest because would either get shot or get beaten to a pulp
>can't vent online because everything is pretty much censored
>say fuck it, at least I've got internet
>porn sites are closed
>social networks are closed
>fucking youtube is closed
>dictator says it is all democratically sound and says that "other great powers" do such things as well
>look up other great powers on Wiki
>can't, Wiki is closed
>suddenly, hear the door break open
>it is mudslim death squad, calling me a terrorist for shitposting on vile American site
>I get riddled with bullets
>news say I was an agent of a secret organisation that infiltrated the government was killed during a purge operation
>they show cat videos next
I'm not exaggerating.
