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>be me, Asian 20-something-year-old
>work in law enforcement as a researcher
>moving from one apartment to another in the same building because the friend who I took the lease from was a lazy stoner who didn't resign
>obviously illegal painters going from room to room touching up the paint for buyers
>move the majority of my shit from my room to the new apartment, but there's still some shoes and shit left
>leave the 'do not enter' sign the front desk gave everyone to ward off the painters
>be yesterday, 9AM
>it's all gone
>walk out into the hallway
>see the painters, two of them are wearing my shoes
>I tell them that those are my shoes and they say some shit in Spanish and laugh at me
>call the guy a cunt and report it to the front desk
>get a call at work a few hours later that they caught them on the camera (which is literally in front of my door) and kicked them out without paying them
>they also stole tons of cleaning supplies
>their foreman offers to pay for the stolen goods
>almost get $1000 from the ordeal for myself alone, but they returned the stuff
>with my fucking weed grinder with weed in it just to spite me
>apartment turns me into the cops, but they let me off because I'm friends with his fiance
>report the painters to a friend of mine in ICE because fuck them
I've already seen like eight people I know deported, and I hated like all of them! This is the most fun I've had in fucking years!
