>>19638189I'm a car Salesman. I'm not a psychologist or anything, but my job is all about reading people and trying to figure out how they think, buying motives and all that. I'm gonna go ahead and greentext one customer I'm pretty sure was a narcissist.
>guy comes in looking to trade in his fewy years old f-150 for a new one> walks in and trues to crush my fucking hand> sit down with the with the guy and start talking to him> tells me he's in sales and just comming by after work to "take a look at our offer">we didn't make him and offer and have no idea who he is but whatever> he ends up telling me that he's a lifelong ford guy>eventually go to my managers office to grab the key and take a copy of his liscence >second I stand up he calls or pretends to call the local chevy dealership and starts loudly taking about how the Silverado is cheaper and he's probably gonna go with that>again, apparent lifelong ford guy> I silently thank God that I probably won't have to deliver this moron.> go on the test drive with him > Start guiding him on the test drive route we usually take for new cars. We don't let new ones on the highway because it racks up miles quickly and you don't need to test the condition of a brand new car. > tell him exactly that> immediately makes a b-line for the highway> let's it slip that he's an accountant> Hey buddy you said you were in sales earlier> tells me it's sales accounting and he's basically both a Salesman and an accountant>whatever dude>starts telling me how his teenage son is going to be an engineer >good for him man! Was he one of those kids always playing with Legos or something?>no, he's going to be an engineer>OK>keeps pointing out every little noise and how he doesn't like the blinker indicator and other bullshit>eventually get back he asks again what our offer is>I smile give him his keys back and say "worse than chevys deal, have a good one!"Basically trying to seem in charge at all times no matter what
