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Since the pooftah menace can't be defeated, I've decided to give up. No matter how much I try, the pooftahs just keep coming, like a horde of zombies, and I've run out of ammo, but instead of turning into a fucking faggot, I'd rather take as many as I can before it happens, so this is my last will.
So long, faggots, may CockEyes avenge my soul
*Breathes in*
