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you skitzos have it wrong, they're all earthlings.
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They're relics from ancient times. The sun and moon move like clockwork and unfreeze part of the landmass beneath them as they go. Long ago there were advanced civilizations that decided that they didn't need to leave their homes as they had infinite power, technology, entertainment, etc. to keep them going.
UFO/UAP sightings are them doing grocery shopping. No shit. They have proper healthy food and are only able to get junk food like chocolate and doritos by flying over here.
Fuckin everyone is freaking out over some cunts doing a munchie run. $100 says the cunts are usually stoned out of the minds and think it would be funny to fuck with us too.