>>18403953>Aaaah! YES!>I see that you know your judo well!Piss Panda scrambles onto the ground to grab several corn cobs and starts pelting the Colonel with them.
>How's this for a succulent Chinese meal!?>Blackened gweilo with a side of corn!As he lobs the last piece of corn at the Colonel, Piss Panda tucks his limbs in and rolls himself into a ball. He starts rocking back and forth and gradually gains enough speed to roll towards the Colonel.
>It doesn't have to be this way, gweilo!>Join me so we can both piss on that gwaipo and force her to drink it!Piss Panda manages to use his momentum to bounce up and throw all of his weight towards the Colonel's direction.