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be British
sit in restaurant
soddenly, British sense starts tingling
yep, that's it: Americans.
see 2 loud guys in sport sunglasses, baseball caps, shorts and sandals, high-fiving everyone
they got fast food, burgers and big gulps
feel disgust in your whole body
sideburns hair stands up
decide you won't tolerate this display of ignoble hedonism in your face
want to teach lads a lesson
get your leftovers bag from your pocket
sit right next to them
Americans notice and get visibly afraid
tak out your breakfast leftovers form the bag and your loicensed fork
look them straight in the eye
get a bite of the peas and say:
"Imagine being American and never being able to taste MMMMMUSHY PEASSS"
Americans get completely destroyed
they run away while hastily leaving tips
feel proud that you taught those bloody burgers a lesson
tfw
