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I'm gonna start a thread of the most dumbest things you fags have done.
I'll start.
> be me.
> be 11.
> In Dubai with family on holiday.
> About to leave for the airport in an hour.
> Taking allergy medicine
> Sneeze
> achoo.jpg
> Feel something wet on bum.
> Oh fuck.
> Run to toilet and wipe ass.
> Wipe excess shite off underwear
> Fill sink with soapy water and scrub the stains off while sat on toilet.
> Little bro getting impatient.
> Tell him to wait and he actually does.
> Was normie af so I silently cried as I tried off excess water.
> Notice that all stains are gone.
> thereisagod.png
> Hide underwear in pocket as I walk past bro and hang underwear on the balcony.
> Fast forward 45 mins.
> About to leave.
> Remember the underwear.
> Quickly grab it and change in the toilet.
> Still wet.
> Have to go through a 7 hours flight to the UK with a slightly wet bum.
> pain.exe
> On flight realized that i just got away with shitting myself and no-one knows.
> feelsgoodman.jpg
> mfw
> Pic related
