>>11379430first post got lost, I can't remember how I worded the last part
something about knowing that statistically speaking I'm no better than anybody else when it comes to coinflips, and dating anybody is effectively a coinflip unless you know them for months ahead of the time
bla bla bla I took a look in the abyss regarding that and many other existential bs bla bla bla I started drinking just to forget what I saw bla bla bla
>descriptionif my memory serves me well both you and the aussie(s) received the short description of the "pretzel" with minor alegorical explanation but the lecture would be increasingly tedious the best you could get is actual hour long explanation on youtube (never ever)- plus I'm fairly certain I atleast mentioned plans for chest moth, vortex belly button, yog sothoth/thelema tree back, gemini olm x axolotl arm sleeve, fly and mosquito on the hands etc
>slight digressionremind me to transcribe the sleep paralisys/dream I had last night- pretty sus stuff
>gaybut I'm not gay, even if I agreed based on good will alone it would be moot, just like how gays can't keep hetero marriages afloat neither can heteros keep gay marriages afloat
the worst part about my best friend conjecturd was the depressing fact - if either (or neither) your and/or beyt bro aren't gay the best partner you might've had is off reach
that's why I'm looking for tomboyish girls that would help me in the summer with woodworks instead of... idk what normal girls do to be honest, I don't like sports but I like physical activity
>tie hands in kindergartenI spy with my little eye an untold story thag mighf be the precursor to your bondage appeal