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>be me
>14 at the time
>have a vegan mom
>cant eat meat around her so its been awhile since i had a hamburger
>one fateful day, my mom is out of town.
>my dad buys a few pounds of hamburger meat
>slap that onto the grill and have the best burgers i have eaten in awhile
>all is well until around 11pm when i get a god awful pain in my gut
>from reading all of the other shit stories i know not to waste any time
>fuckin haul ass to the bathroom, luckily i make it.
>i remain on the toilet for a solid minute with the intense pain getting stronger.
>fuckingfuck.wav
>finally after a loud warning blast, a beam of liquid shit shoots out of my asshole at the speed of sound, the shit clapping against the bowl can be heard for miles.
>sweetrelease.mp3
>but thats not all, a second warning blast goes off from my mouth while the liquid shit fountains out, and i began to vomit.
>being the quick on my feet autist, i spin around just as the vomit leaves my mouth and i create a full circle, hale shit, half vomit around the toilet.
>the horrible smell in the bowl makes me fall backwards into the shit that is still spraying out of my ass.
>after about fifteen seconds it all stops and i am left there in a pile of shitty vomit.
>clean myself up, an go to sleep shaking
>the next day i eat leftover hamburgers for breakfast and no one knows of this story.
>10/10 good burgers
