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Yonkers “Lore”
Jordan “Yonkers” Rivera is a world-renown poop aficionado and creator of the series ‘Nothing Go.’ Yonkers suffers from a rare form of Autism which he calls “Funtism”. He was born in Yonkers NYC c. 2002, and committed suicide in 2019. Since his death he has been impersonated by his little brother Joshie. Yonkers is the world’s leading expert on coprophilia, autoepiaphillia, and bestiality.
This lightweight non-White human’s favourite hobbies are drawing his own childish furry cartoon characters (‘Art’), inventing new non-existent pure-fantasy ‘Companies’ and TV/Streaming ‘Networks’ (and even Gaming Consoles!), and creating logos/ratings for them (or himself?), and posting on various imageboards. He has a well-known history of never completing anything he starts, and constantly asks for help – but proudly rejects every offer given him. He also has a gay furry diaper and scat fetish, and has been hospitalized for trying to jump out of a window. Plus, he flatly refuses to be diagnosed for his obvious mental health issues. He remains unemployed and unemployable. Be careful when posting on his board – you will be at the mercy of his minute-to-minute unfathomable whims. Please support him and enjoy his fantastic creations!
