>>19493638Yet, as vexing as her intellectual deficiencies could be, they also presented certain advantages. The process of indoctrination was remarkably straightforward, and in due course, she acquiesced to my commands without hesitation. Achieving this pivotal milestone significantly bolstered my peace of mind. No longer was I subjected to incessant inquiries such as: "Hey, Abooby! Why do we always have to monologue before we execute our evil deeds? Can't we just get on with it?" or "I can't hear you over all this Evanescence, Abooby!!!" or even "WHY DO YOU ONLY LISTEN TO SYMPHONIC METAL, ABOOBY!?
Ugh, annoying...
...Nevertheless, Beera's recent progress evinces great promise. The entity formerly identified as "The Rookie Girl" has now been consigned to oblivion. In her stead stands an indefatigable weapon, poised to execute the dictates of D.I.M.E.S without the slightest hesitation. Although the journey proved protracted beyond anticipation, I harbor unwavering confidence that the WWA shall soon bear witness to the emergence of BEERA BLACK in all her formidable splendor...
