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I have a problem, bant. You see, I'm an awkward motherfucker. I suck at talking with girls. However, Any time I get drunk I turn into the most charming motherfucker ever. I regularly wake up from a bender with several numbers and a bunch of new friends on goybook. Hell, I've woken up next to several girls I don't remember fucking. The problem is I always fuck it up when I'm sober. Help me, bant. How do I tap into my drunk mojo while sober?
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