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I love black people, you guys. Here are my black people stories:
>walking through campus late at night
>cut into a dimly lit street
>hear footsteps behind me
>stop, turn around
>black guy in hoodie, with his hands in his pockets
>asks for my bag
>firmly decline (I had a lot of valuable shit for my ME courses)
>he asks for my motherfucking bag and calls me a "nigga" (I'm not black, though)
>notice that he's packing
>realize my education isn't worth taking a bullet for
>grudgingly hand over my laptop, saying "This is the very reason why everybody hates black people. Your kind just can't be trusted."
>black guy shamefully walks away muttering something, I'd imagine "sheeit"
>report incident to campus police, describe him as "a black man in a hoodie, like 90% of all black guys on our campus"
>campus cops crack up
another story
>walking in campus late at night
>yes, I still walk around at campus late at night despite experiencing aforementioned
>a car with four black guys rolls past me, playing the hippity hop music
>driver does a u-turn, slowly rolls up besides me
>one of the passengers says "you Asian", the other passengers laugh
>I respond in kind, "you're black"
>black guy gets pissed off, gets out of the car, gets in my face, screaming "you want to talk shit, bitch!?"
>I tell him I'm just making observations
>this seems to calm him down
>just being observational here
