>>20409757>He isn't convinced that due to their strict dietary restrictions Jews crave only human foreskins, but I'll get through to him eventually.I wouldn't be too cocky in his situation either. You never know with the shlomos, after all it's them who started the whole furry acceptance movement.
I've a better idea : prepare him a tiny yarmulke made out of a nutshell, paint him in grey like a rat, and in the event he's about to get captured he should pretend he took the wrong sewer from the synagogue and he should've turned left after the second kindergarden junction tunnel instead of right.