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Holy fucking shit I couldn't believe it when Florida told me this thread was still up. I've been busy since there were family matters and college started up again, so I didn't check /bant/ that much and I just assumed it had archived. You guys fucking deserve a continuation of the story for being so autistic. Thank you all!
The combined force of the dildo maneuver and he bump cult have given us a burst of speed unlike anything seen before in the history of this racetrack! But to win, we have to go around twice! What can we do to keep up our pace? If we slow to a crawl from exhaustion the other riders will overtake us easily!