>>16237986Gentleman, so you want to learn how to beat your wife without going to jail? This is the right post for you. I will teach you how to beat your wife without going to jail in the next few steps below:
* **Make Sure You're Beating Your Wife for the Right Reason**
Oh yes! If you don't want to be jailed for beating your wife, make sure you have a genuine reason for beating her. Don't just beat your wife for trivial reasons.
* **Get A Perfect Cane**
After deciding that you have a genuine reason to beat your wife, the next step would be to get a perfect cane. You could get a slim cane or a belt that would not leave traces on her skin.
* **Shut the Doors and the Windows**
This need to be done to prevent your wife from being rescued by neighbours and friends who would not mind their own business. You also need to do this so that your wife would not have any witness in court.
* **Seize your Wife's Phone**
If you're not smart enough, your wife could suspect danger even before you start beating her and call the police. Consequently, you need to seize your wife's phone to deny her access to the police before and after beating her.
* **Make Sure There is a Loud Music in the Background**
A loud music would help in overshadowing the voice of your wife when she begins to scream from the noise of your beatings. This will give you the liberty to beat her as hard as you want without any intrusion.
* **Choose the Right Time**
There is time for everything under the sun, even the best time to beat your wife. In this case, the best time to beat your wife is in the night -- just after she had taken her bath. By then her skin will be softer. This will make the cane or belt more painful.
