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Robots can't into cobspeech!
What is cob speech.
It's an innovative Internet language being born from years of ever changing digital evolution.
Principles of cobspeech are very simple and there are only two:
1. You replace the word that is obious for anyone with "cob"
2. If a word is too ambiguous for "cob", you shorten it just enough to make the context understandable and add an '
Example:
>Six million cobs died during the 'Caust
>A cobson just 'tole my 'ike
>'son 'll 's 'e a 't 'r 'C
Some example cobspeech vocabulary:
Cobever
Cobevertheless
Cobnonevertheless
Even cob
Maycob
Cobalbeit
Blacked and cobpilled
Cobchan
Cobjak
Cobpost
Artificial intelligence cannot understand cobspeech, what gives as a tool to defend our humanity in these uncertain times.
Learn cobspeech now and outwit the robots!