>>19365921>[Hands, touching hands...]>[Reaching out...]Carolina Sweets, better known as THE Boston Crab, makes her debut as the sultry sounds of Neil Diamond flood the PA system. The crowd sings along in perfect unison, until --
>[Sweeet Caroli]-->Sue:"NAH. NAH. NAH. I don't think so."
>[The roof has exploded on Spaghetti Town Square Garden... in boos!]>Sue:"I don't think so, sweetheart! These people don't"--
>TBC:"No, youse shuddup, Susie! We's have heard all diss before from ya! 'Dawminant' diss, 'Dawminant' dat! Well dere ain't no time fah dis any more! Fah muntz naw, youse've been runnin' ya mouf about how ya look, and how ya gonna take ovah dis place, and how freakin 'dawminant' ya is. All da while, ya been ducking a challenge from DEE BAWSTON CRAB! BUT NAHT ANYMORE."
"Youse just sahn'd ya own death warrant, Sue. Ya atterked me berkstage, ya hit me wiv a shovel, and ya hit me wiv dat Dawminant Suplex. But I'm still here, toots. And dis weekend, youse ain't gonna make it out in one piece. Ah'm gonna lock youse in DEE Bawston Crab, and wevver it's ya body or ya spirit, I'm coming ta break ya, bitch."
>[THE Boston Crab throws her microphone down at Sue's feet, and signs the contract right on the dotted line. She picks it up and shoves it into Thea's chest, without ever taking her eyes of off Sue.]>Thea:"There you have it, Waifumaniacs! A first time ever match has been made official! At the B1 Climax Finals, we are going to see THE Boston Crab versus 'The Dominant' Sue Plex!"
>[Muffled Limp Bizkit plays in the distance as the camera zooms in on the two face to face before fading to black.] 