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>NEET
>My day starts a 5am
>Wake up feeling fresh
>Shower from the night before
>Go workout until 12pm (neets have more time for working out)
>Meet up with girlfriend and talk about our lives and fuck for a bit
>Pick up 40 wings from Hooters and 5 Pizzas from Little Ceasers
>Gorge myself while watching the latest HBO
>Drink a 12 pack of local craft beer
>While this is happening boil a pot of water
>Make myself as sick as possible
>Throw up all over bathroom
>Poor boiling water into toilet
>Take a shit in toilet
>Let shit, piss, and vomit boil, while I turn on showers on extra hot and let the whole room steam up
>Take 6 Viagra pills because I'm going all night
>Lock bathroom door and masturbate to the smell and rub vomit all over body while waiting for the soup to be finished
>suck all toilet water out of toilet with straw back into pot
>By this time is cooled down
>Lay in shower and poor it over myself
>Masturbate for 5 hours straight until I pass out
>Wake up the next morning and do it all over again. Life is good
