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Make this about anything you want just post pics for my collection of retarded images.
>be me
>this summer was a lifeguard for minimum wage like a faggot
>hate this shitty job with a passion
>everything is going along smoothly until some faggot kid decides he needs to shit his pants
>pulls down his swim trunks and lets a fucking brown snake come slithering out of his anus and into the fucking pool
>the fucker is like 2 feet long
>have to close the pool for a few hours for the little retard
>pic not related
