>>18745624After a devastating loss to Amy Flame Winter Girl slinks back to the locker room, waiting for her is the perpetually sour P.U.S.S.Y operative she knows only as “Handler”.
What does P.U.S.S.Y stand for?
>Uh, I know, but I don’t think I should sa-People’s United SECURITY Service for You. Tell me agent Winter Girl, how can we expected to provide SECURITY for the people when we can’t even protect ourselves from a pack of smut peddling, clitty diddlers?
>But Amy’s real tough!And YOU are a former Intercontinental Champion, or was that a work? Just how did you “earn” your title, agent? Because I saw nothing out there that would lead me to believe it was your ability to wrestle.
>That’s not fair…What’s not fair, or honest, or ethical, is the way you overrepresented your value to our organization. There are thousands, if not MILLIONS out there who would literally DIE for a shot at P.U.S.S.Y and we let you jump the queue *spits*
>*sniffle* I only joined up with you guys so B-Blackie could come back…*exasperated sigh* This again? Look at me, Winter Girl. My dedication to the cause is absolute; I live P.U.S.S.Y, I breathe P.U.S.S.Y, I EAT P.U.S.S.Y!! And if you don’t then I don’t see a future for you OR Black Winter in this industry, do you understand?
>*sob* Yes..Good. Now don’t let us down again or there will be repercussions. And for the High Inquisitor’s sake lose that hideous pink parka.
Winter Girl fishes around in her pockets for a marshmallow, but finds none.
Not that it matters, no amount of marshmallows would make this defeat taste any less bitter.