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>be me, American in 2120
>Wake up to my alarm clock
>"McDonald's presents the 6am work bell, I'm loving it"
>Swipe my credit card to stop it
>Shoot up heroin to get up since I haven't slept in ten days to afford rent in my mandated Trump tower apartment
>Take my mandated golf cart to Amazon warehouse for my 20 hour shift
>Get shot for only having three Trump flags attached to the golf cart and not the mandated four
>Clap and swipe my card to pay the McOfficer
>Arrive late from the traffic since Rand Paul got rid of all public traffic lights and signs in the anti-communist defence act of 2035
>Amazon gets wired a 50 billion dollar bailout for the capital lost from my absence
>Ask the Bezos bot for a tissue to stop the bleeding and prevent infections from getting shot earlier.
>"Negative. Germs are a hoax fabricated by the liberal media"
>Dammit I knew I should've payed attention back at Trump U when I was majoring in Capitalism with a minor in the low price guarantee
>Continue to package up The Art of the Deal in boxes with pictures of Ivanka Trump and lube; the only three items allowed to be purchased online after the Trump trade morality protection act of 2055.
>Bleed out as the McConnell bot wires another billion dollars to Amazon for capital lost from another dying associate
>Thank the bot for the opportunity to pull myself up from my bootstraps
>Make sure to swipe my card for getting blood on merchandise
>Clap then die
