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Scotanon here, reporting for duty.
Top ten reasons why Scotland is the best place to live in the UK.
1) Very rural up north, so no faggots or autists to meet.
2) Free universities.
3) Not many police knocking around, especially where I live.
4) Apprenticeships are fucking ez to get onto, just do car mechanics or something.
5) We drink fucking manly scot whiskey.
6) Real big boys, look at the Highland games.
7) We didn't die because of a few missing potatoes. Fuck the Irish.
8) Good landscapes, mountains and islands too.
9) Snow guaranteed during winter time.
And finally, 10) I WOULD WALK 500 MILES AND I WOULD 500 MORE JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED A 1000 MILES TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR
