>>21790754Here's a cheat code for getting women to be subconsciously attracted to you through the science of pheromones:
Mix half a shotglass of your semen with a cup of your urine in a small saucepan. Simmer on medium low while stirring regularly until it thickens down into a syrupy consistency and turns a golden-brown color. Allow to cool to room temp then apply to your neck, wrists, and groin (don't go overboard with it, a light dab in each spot is plenty). Put the leftovers in a small mason jar and store in the fridge for future use.
There is some natural variability from person to person, and if the finished product lacks sufficient mustiness you can double the amount of semen in the recipe to a full shot glass' worth. You can also reduce the mixture further on the stove, until it becomes dark brown and tarry. Just don't let it burn or stick to pan, trust me. If it becomes TOO thick and gelatinous to apply smoothly, just slowly pour in more urine while whisking on low heat until the consistency is more even and fluid.
