>>2436936Guys. I was walking home from work today and saw a card on the ground. Curious, I pick it up. Its very shiny and gold with the name "S. Paddock" on it.
I stop by McDonalds to get the scoop on this meme sauce, the line is out the door.
As I'm waiting in line, looking at my golden card, people start to notice and move out of my way - giving me their place in line.
>wtf pretty coolI get all the way to the counter and ask for some nuggets with the sauce. Feeling the power of the card, I decide to swipe it to pay.
There are some beep sounds and the register monkey's eyes light up.
She gives me a big smile and says "Sir, your meal has been comp'd. Thanks for choosing McDonalds."
I wonder what else I can get with this thing?
