>wake up in walmart wearing MAGA hat>scream "ISRAEL #1!!!!!!!" at top of lungs>get shot by .50 BMG sniper rifle in asshole>shart profusely for 4 minutes>get shot 90 times by a drum-mag AR-15 by 9 year old>hop on mobility scooter to move 800 lbs muttbutt to in-store mcdonalds>visit ICU in mcdonalds to remove 91 bullets>get $6,000,000 medical bill>scooter drive-through window 6 gorillion long>fellow mobilitymutt rear ends you at 2mph>fall off scooter, don't break anything because 720 lbs of fat absorbs any shock>personal injury lawyer teleports infront of you>judge walks out of bathroom, summons 12 amerimutts from drive-through to hold trial on spot>instant judgement of $5,000,000 for inconvenience>repo man arrives to seize $5,000,000 cash and your mobility scooter and shoots you in the back of the head with a 12 gauge shotgun>declare bankruptcy at 1-800-BANKRUPT kiosk in McDonalds>shart for 18 minutes>walk up to mcdonalds drive-through window>get shot with a Desert Eagle 50 cal right between the eyes by White PhD STEM inventor of cold fusion McDonalds order taker>"y'all ima huv 9 big macs wit lotsa sauce y'know what am sayin, 400 chicken mcnuggets, 700 fries and 17000 mcflurries, y'know what am sayin">literally instantly inhale them as they're handed to you one by one screaming "ISRAEL #1!!!!" each time>go back to BLACKED.COM section of video aisles to take a nap>Greg Lansky appears >Hops into BLACKED.COM-branded Abram M1A2>Shoots you with a dozen 120mm depleted uranium round>Horde of BBCs appear and begin drowning you in thousands of loads>SCREAM "ISRAEL #1!">Drumpf FaceTimes you on your iPhone X>"MIGA!!!!!">SCREAM "ISRAEL #1!">BBCs pulls out their gattling guns and proceed to shoot you thousands of times>shartWhy hasn't America banned guns yet?!
