>>456348288the jews are right about jesus, here is the real story
>mary is a whore, and has sex with roman soldier>invents story about angels to justify her slutishness>cucks joseph into providing for her>jesus gets taken by zorostarian monks to Kashmir>gets taught buddhism>comes back at the age of 30, tries to convert his fellow jews to the true religion, >gets crucified>his students poison him so he appears to be dead on the cross>few days later they revive him>he appears in flesh to some retards, who get buffled and invent a relgion based on this>jesus flees back to Kashmir and fucks Mary Magdalene till old age>the endpic related, the moment where they give him the poison, that makes him apper dead