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Alright, I stayed out of the last thread, but you people fucking disgust me. You don't talk to the Thing. You don't touch the Thing. You don't FUCK the Thing.
You do only one thing: You BURN it.
No compromises, no weakness, no hesitation, no uncertainty. The Thing represents the end of life, civilization and, possibly, the galaxy. We don't know where it came from or why; we only know what it does and what it wants, and it will never treat you as anything more than meat.
This isn't about waifus, this isn't about subverting human ignorance and finding love in something strange, IT IS THE THING. The struggle against something so utterly and terrifying inhuman and alien. Burning it is the only acceptable answer.
You don't even know what it truly is thinking. How can you trust a shapeshifter? You can't. It will always be planning something. Always be plotting. All it desires is assimilation and it will manipulate the emotions of those around it to get what it wants. You DON"T. FUCK. THE THING.
So, you're in Equestria, suddenly Thingpone, what do?
THE ANSWER IS YOU FUCKING BURN IT.
Anything other than that and you get what you fucking deserve when it shoots a tentacle into your throat and tears it out while raping your spine and eyeballs.
