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>reluctantly go to girlfriends 70s theme work Christmas party, December 2015
>it's a Japanese owned company with a lot of French guys due to a construction project (Total)
>free alcohol
>I belong to a long and proud line of Irish Australian alcoholics
>get absolutely shit faced and black out. No recollection of night beyond arriving and small talk with her colleagues
>wake up next day
>'morning babe'
>'HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME I'M SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED OMG WAAAA'
>she describes how I spoke in chinglish to all of her jap colleagues and bosses 'Oh me rikey dis pahtee velly much'
>'oh. Babe I'm so sorr-'
>she describes how I made fun of all her French co-workers and bosses and mocked them about the bataclan terror attacks.
>she describes how I wrapped my tie die shirt around my head and stated singing nasheeds
>she describes me fighting a black Frenchman in a morph suit
>'oh...'
She got a visit from the Australian federal Police a few months later in regards to an anonymous tip off to the anti terror hotline. Still blames me. I'm not invited to any more Christmas parties.
