>>18378090LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NAME IS BALD GIRL!
Oh, don’t you worry, we’ll get back to those Tom & Jerry wannabes in a minute. BUT FIRST, I’m here to introduce to you The Baldinator Burger, DIRECTLY FROM THE REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED, WORLD’S BEST FAST-FOOD CHAIN, BURGER BROAD!!! Having everything you need between these two scrumptious buns to not only keep you strong like me, but to also make sure that your body is sustained from any hair growth! I eat 3 Every. Single. Day! Just like the number of times the referee will hit the mat once I pin Ratasha and send her straight into the mousetrap where she and her career BELONG! Now back to your regularly scheduled “program”….
