>>15170819basically by acting like a drunkard
e.g theres a cop that always stalks my park and i was trying to lean on a pole but i misjudged the distance and instead fell on the ground sideways like a retard
cop saw, brought the breathalyzer and i blew a .25
get charged one or two hundred dollars, spend a night or two in the drunk tank, sober up and head back out
although ive had a couple based cops that just drove me to my home because i was nearby
