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>tfw be Jewish
>wake up
>GOY, BRING ME BREAKFAST
>Some fat slobbering moron waddles in, gives me my bagel and cream cheese
>"good goy"
>Throw him a few oxycotin pills as he shrieks in delight
>Siri, Open Front Portal
>Front Wall opens up, revealing my massive window view of Manhattan
>Hold wine glass between my fingers, sip some scotch
>Throw my snotty tissue out the window and watch a nigger and mutt fight over the contents
>Goy, bring me my Jew Pad
>Another fat, barely sentient mutt servant brings me a secret piece of quantum jew tech
>Begin to manipulate the touch screen
>Ah, Switzerland's market is a tad too high today. We can't have that
>Press a frowny face and snicker
>Sit back in my chair and light a cigar. It's a secret jewish brew that doesn't have any of the cancer causing properties of goy-cigs
>Well, now while we wait for the fun to start...
>clap clap
>Row of 10/10 goy sex slaves come walking in
>Press button on my chair
>All their breasts begin to inflate
GODDAMN I love being Jewish
