>>3627882Never heard of either. Sounds like you're more of a normie than me. Going to concerts and shit.
N-no I c-can't believe it. I spent my whole life waiting for a small butte androgynous qt to think I'm a qt then it happens in this shit hole....no this is hell and you're satan.
>>3627885I didn't forget I've known all along. I'm just trying to....you know what fuck it shit post I'm done trying on you. We'll just be bros and I'll stop trying to be gay with you. We can shit post on the bully posters and rood posters.
>>3627897I use to hang out with this dude Igor. He's a total chad but you can see that in the pic. He insisted day in and day out when we would get drunk that he wasn't gay. Until one night he got too ballsy and said something to the effect of "you don't have the balls to kiss a real man" so I just did it. After that things got really fucking hot. We would hangout all the time and sneak outside to go makeout. He would still insist he wasn't gay but just gay for me. At one point we tried to have a three way with me and Mrs. Normie but since I was hosting the drinking party I had rum so it didn't go so well. He ended up in my bed with Mrs. Normie jerking my dick until I passed out.
After me and Mrs. got together Igor got really jealous and stopped dating me. We're cool now and he's still a doctor but we don't hangout as much.
The story stands as my crowning achievement to be able to turn anyone gay for me at any time.
