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Has /bant/ heard of the asseater spider?
they crawl up your asshole while you sleep and you will never know untill you shit them out of your asshole,this is a rarity however and scientists predict that almost 90% of asseating spiders stay in human asshole for 2 years. they have been found in the UK ,america and in traces of Europe and the middle east. the asseater spider lives off human fetus so if you notice you don't shit as often please refer to your nearest doctor and tell him he will immediately check your asshole. am posting this because not many people know about the asseating spider please spread awarness