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Once upon a time there was a fine young man traveling the seven seas.
He was young, he was wild and sometimes a bit impatient with the girls.
One day he met an old lady in a dark corner of a tavern.
She had an apple. "Eat this apple", she said, "eat this apple and you will get rid of all the problems you will have with girls" and so he did.
He waited. He waited for the apple to take effect, but then he felt there was something terribly wrong.
He stumbled, he tried not to fall but the pain was unimaginable and then...
AND THEN HIS DICK FELL OFF
HIS DICK FELL OFF
HIS DICK FELL OFF
YES
AND THEN HIS DICK FELL OFF
YES
HIS DICK FELL OFF
