>>13384717>bro if you find more crazy passagesTry jesus and the fig tree
Mark 11
>Jesus gets hungry>Jesus wants to get some figs from a tree>Because its not the season for figs there are no figs in the tree.>Jesus gets angry.>So jesus attacks the tree for this.Obviously the all powerful creator of the universe who can turn rocks into food with his magic and not a stupid hungry hobo who lied about having magical powers.
Obviously !
The icing on the cake :
>20 In the morning, as they went along, they saw the fig tree withered from the roots. 21 Peter remembered and said to Jesus, “Rabbi, look! The fig tree you cursed has withered!”>22 “Have faith in God,” Jesus answered. 23 “Truly[f] I tell you, if anyone says to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and does not doubt in their heart but believes that what they say will happen, it will be done for them. 24 Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours. 25 And when you stand praying, if you hold anything against anyone, forgive them, so that your Father in heaven may forgive you your sins.” [26] [g]